Death Cake (aka Nine Lives Cake)

This recipe was given to me by my friend Max Holliday. Looking at the recipe, Jared and I determined that it isn’t REALLY a cake…but it does LOOK delicious and it is most definitely a dessert. Enjoy the nerdy (albeit dark) humor in the recipe, courtesy my friend Max. There aren’t any precise measurements, because Max didn’t provide them.

Max calls this cake “Death Cake,” because it has so many calories and nuts in it…it’s sure to kill everyone! We used this recipe with our Cat-themed games episode – and cats have 9-lives! So you do the math!

And, as usual, if you make this recipe…let us know what you thought of it and post pictures on social media! Be sure to tag us! -Jondi

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Death Cake (aka Nine Lives Cake)
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Course Dessert
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Recipe Notes

Take half a stick of butter melt in a bowl.
Smash up a pack of Grahamm Crackers with Grabthar's Hammer!
Mix butter and graham crackers together. Then line the bottom of a 8x8 pan with cracker/butter mix.
Next make a layer of angel feathers...Or shredded coconut. Topped with a layer of chocolate chips and crushed walnuts.
Next cover that with an even coat of sweetened condensed milk!
Last, preheat the oven to 350 degrees after removing the remains Hansel and Gretel!
Bake for 25-30 mins.
Last invite all your friends with nut allergies and diabetes and watch the fun!
And that's why we call Max calls it Death Cake! (Or Jondi and Jared call it Nine Lives Cake...because if all the calories kill you, you have 8 more lives left if you're a cat)